Some catching up to do I'm afraid.
Bubba has started dating the Gap Bird. Dingo used to have a thing about her, but she wouldn't play.
Anyway Bubba popped in to my office a few weeks back and told me about his weekend. He'd been to the Erotic Expo at the Centre. Out of his pocket came a photo of him with two lapdancers from Pole Position magazine, they were all over him and the photo might apparently be used in the magazine. He'd also acquired a nurses outfit at the Expo for the Gap Bird.
Gap Bird turns out to be a virgin.
Bubba decides that he can't make her wear a nurses outfit for her first time, as it might scar her mentally. So the thoughtful Bubs doesn't make her wear it until her second time....he's all heart. Well they're still together a month or so later, so he can't be doing it too badly.