Bumped into Bubba the other day. Asked how his weekend was. Straight away said it was his girlfriend's time of the month so only a BJ...
Calv came into my office, asked if I'd heard about Bubba's weekend. Calv is very blunt, calls a spade a spade and proceeded to speculate that I didn't let things like menstrual cycles get in the way of my desires.
I'm a chartered accountant for chrissakes!
I replied that as my wife had reached the menopause it wasn't an issue.
Now you must remember, my wife and I are both in our mid 30s. Calv paused, not sure. I said "I'm joking!!?!"
Calv replied that he remembered that I had been at school with my wife, so he thought it a bit strange.
Yes, I said, we were at school. She was my headmistress....
Calv left my office. Unsure.